Me and the Captain is a musical tour de force that will level every elementary school and daycare, nullify the existence of every unicorn, terrorize the ears of every conservative suburbanite yuppie, and eat every cupcake at your schools bake-sale. Combining riffs that will melt your face and then perform reconstructive surgery with drum beats that will cure cancer and vocals of profound intensity, Me and the Captain seeks to not just get back to the roots of metal, but to transcend it all together. Their arrival onto the metal scene of present day can only be hailed as a godsend; its high time that all those cookie-cutter-genre-hyphenated-poser-hardcore bands were put in their place, underneath the boots of The Captain.

All songs written and performed by: Me and the Captain. Recorded at Alder Street Recorders; Hespera, CA. Produced, engineered, and mixed by Chris Comeaux. Artwork by Naomi Duffy. Art manipulation by Nick Nall of OYH clothing.