Deep in the bowels of a parallel universe, on the planet Laerec, in a time of deepest despair and darkness, there came into being a force that would forever change the aesthetic web of existence...The Crunch. With The Crunch came The Captain and with The Captain came His Crew, and with His Crew came two Mexicans who then became a part of His Crew. THEY were ordained by the highest of powers to keep the balance between good and evil on the side of good, and to do whatever necessary to accomplish this goal. THEY ventured forth, sailing every sea to rewrite every wrong in the name of Their precious Crunch. Together they have brought the awesome power of the Crunch to Earth, manifesting it in their most viciously brutal music. Though they are far from home their goal is still the same. THEY are The Captain, THEY are The Crew, THEY are The Crunch, THEY are... ME and The CAPTAIN!!!!!